Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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