Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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