The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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