At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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