Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
This beer is not sobering me up at all
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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