Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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