Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize
