I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
