he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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