p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Randomize
