i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
Randomize
