I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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