so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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