I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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