I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Let's get the cat blown out
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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