we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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