no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
i need to put some appletini on your dick
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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