1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
