new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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