you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
then he tried to convert me to islam
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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