come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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