You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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