I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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