Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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