Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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