Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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