cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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