Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
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