i don't like sucking hair
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
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