Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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