Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize