we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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