im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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