Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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