and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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