But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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