you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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