He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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