I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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