Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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