at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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