All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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