Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
