Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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