he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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