You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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