I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
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