i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
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