I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
