Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Randomize