you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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