Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
Do vagina's smell?
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
