My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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