I hope mine doesn't look like that
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
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