No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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