So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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