Dual....:-)
If that was your dad, he is hot
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
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