HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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