he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Randomize
