Your face is a jimmy john
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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